a guide to your pants... and their placement

for all you jokers out there wearing your pants too low... i guess detroit aka "the d", aka worst place in america, is cracking down and defining decent and indecent pant placement. check out the handy guide from the detroit free press about the different levels of acceptable "sag". with this out there i would like to also institute the tightness guidelines which would assign decent and indecent levels of tightness. if we are fining the butt crack, i want to also fine the moose knuckle both male and female.